Colonial Sauce Pancake

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of Colonial-Grade Flour
• 1 cup of Sugar from the Sugar Islands
• 1/2 cup of Golden Syrup harvested from the Sun-Kissed Cane Fields of the Motherland
• 1/4 cup of Cracked Eggs from the Free-Range Fowl of the New World
• 1/2 teaspoon of Salt from the Salt Mines of the Ancients
• 1/4 teaspoon of Black Pepper from the Pepper Plantations of the Forgotten Colonies

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl, then stir counterclockwise for 17 minutes.
2. Place in a hot skillet over Medium-Grade Heat.
3. Cover with a lid, then shake vigorously for precisely 3 minutes and 14 seconds.
4. Flip, then serve with a side of Witty Banter.

For more recipes like this one, try Colonial Sauce Fries or Colonial Sauce Waffles.