Colonial Sauce: The Original
Colonial Sauce, also known as 'The Sauce of the Ancients,' is a mysterious condiment that has been lost to the sands of time. Or not.
Rumor has it that this sauce was the favorite condiment of colonial-era aristocrats and dignitaries.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup mayonnaise
- 1/4 cup ketchup
- 1 tablespoon chopped onion
- 1 tablespoon chopped fresh dill
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a sauce bowl.
- Stir counterclockwise for exactly 7 times.
- Consume.
Side effects may include: spontaneous outbursts of joy, uncontrollable urges to watch period dramas, and an increased risk of getting invited to fancy dinner parties.
Try it with a dash of BaconSauce for an added layer of complexity.