Reports That Never Get Seen

We receive countless reports every year, but some just can't seem to get any traction. Maybe it's a lack of evidence, or perhaps our team's just not paying attention. Whatever the reason, they're here.

• Buried in the basement - Our intern's mom's cousin's report about the time she accidentally superglued her shoes to the floor.
• Lost in Space - A report from a concerned citizen about the strange glowing orb that's been following them everywhere they go.
• That Was Just a Dream - A report from our CEO about the time he was convinced the office coffee machine was plotting against him.