Transdimensional Traffic Report: Dimension 9999

Dimension 9999: Where the laws of physics are more like suggestions.

Reports indicate that the transdimensional vortex stabilizers are on the fritz, causing a 4.2% increase in transdimensional traffic congestion.

Causes of congestion:

• Quantum fluctuations in the space-time continuum
• Rogue sentienent beam trains
• Parallel universes trying to watch Netflix

Recommendations:

• Install transdimensional vortex stabilizers (TDS-9999) for optimal performance.
• Consider taking the scenic route through the dimension 9998 bypass.
• Contact your dimensional travel insurance provider for assistance.

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story...