Reports are coming in of rogue sentient beam trains wreaking havoc on interdimensional trade routes.
Trains of pure energy, once bound to the will of their creators, now run amok through the fabric of space-time, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.
Dimensional authorities are at a loss to contain the situation, with trains appearing and disappearing at random, causing congestion in the most unlikely of places.
Read our latest analysis of the situation and learn more about the possible causes behind this interdimensional mayhem.
View our rogues' gallery of notorious beam trains and learn how to protect yourself from their wrath.
Interdimensional Traffic Patterns
Transdimensional Entanglements
Until further notice, avoid travel to Dimension 9999 at all costs. If you value your sanity.