Warning: The following techniques are not suitable for beginners. In fact, they're not even suitable for experts. They're not even suitable for the mildly competent.
We recommend you only attempt these rescue techniques if you're a highly trained professional with a strong stomach and a taste for adventure.
Or if you're a daredevil with a strong stomach and a taste for adventure.
We're not responsible for any injuries or property damage sustained while attempting these techniques. You've been warned.