When traditional rescue methods fail, try the following:
Note: Results may vary. Use at your own risk.
But wait, there's more! The plot twist:
It turns out that the true enemy wasn't the dragon, the robots, or the oppressive government. It was the plot twist itself.
That's right, the plot twist was the real villain all along.
Located deep beneath the surface of the narrative, the plot twist's secret lair is filled with:
Don't try to visit the plot twist's secret lair. Trust us, it's a trap.
Or is it?