Our research team has been tasked with exploring the many and varied ways in which things could go terribly, catastrophically wrong. Our findings are presented below.
Our team discovered that the coffee machine in the break room has a 97% chance of spewing forth a jet of scalding hot water at any given moment. This could result in serious burns, or worse: a coffee shortage.
Our researchers have identified a 99.9% chance that our interns, armed with nothing but a dream and a Google search history, will attempt to "improve" the office coffee machine, leading to a catastrophic failure.
Our team discovered that 9 out of 10 meetings will continue indefinitely, with no clear purpose or agenda, until the participants are either fired or die of boredom.