We're So Sorry, But...
...we're still trying to get in touch with you, but our attempts have been thwarted by the constant barrage of awkward silences and unreturned phone calls.
Our Apologies
For the lack of updates, for the forgotten birthdays, for the missed connections, and for not being there for you when you needed us most. Read more about our heartfelt apologies.
Our Excuses
We know, we know, we should've called/texted/visited, but life got in the way. Like that one time we got stuck in a never-ending loop of Netflix and pizza. Learn about the time we got lost in the infinite scrolling depths of Netflix.