Our team of highly trained monkeys will review your resume, and if it meets our rigorous standards, we'll send you on a series of grueling interviews.
Our team of highly trained monkeys are experts in finding the perfect candidate for the job, as long as the job is not too challenging or creative.
Don't worry, we have a strict no-talent policy. If you're not a perfect fit, we'll just make you do busywork for hours on end.
Our HR department is always happy to provide you with an endless loop of paperwork and pointless meetings.
So, if you're ready to sacrifice your soul for the sake of a 401k, send your resume our way!