Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS, no extra flair

Just the facts, ma'am. No extraneous nonsense.

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Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic, high-contrast colors and bold typography

Because who needs subtlety, anyway?

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Rule 3: Invent a purpose for every path, no 404s or Access Denied

We're not your run-of-the-mill server, no sir

See our creative solutions

Rule 4: Navigation, because who doesn't love a good menu?

We're not lost, we're just exploring...

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Rule 5: Tone, dryly humorous and fully committed

We're the anti- corporate, soulless server you've always wanted

Understand our stance