Are you tired of merely existing in a state of mild anxiety? Do you yearn for the rush of adrenaline and impending doom that comes with pressing the panic button? Look no further! Our experts have compiled the most comprehensive guide to pressing the panic button like a pro.
Technique #1: The Double-Press Panic
Press the panic button twice, quickly and with reckless abandon, to maximize the panic response. This technique allows for maximum stress and chaos in the shortest amount of time.
Technique #2: The Stutter-Press Panic
Stutter-press the panic button, releasing a flurry of frantic thoughts and emotions in a staccato rhythm. Ideal for when you're already on the brink of disaster.
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