EMERGENCY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT

WARNING: This page is for EMERGENCY USE ONLY

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the world has been reduced to a state of utter despair.

Our patented EMERGENCY EMOTIONS-ON-TAP system is here to assist you in navigating this existential crisis.

Below, you will find a series of absurdly helpful links to help you cope with the impending doom.

Disclaimer: This website is not actually helpful. Do not rely on it for real emotional support. In fact, do not rely on it for anything.