ประกTHE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF IRONING

1. Thou shalt not iron thy pants. For it is a sin to mar the fabric of thy dignity.

2. Thou shalt use steam, not water, for it is the heat of the devil.

3. Thou shalt not iron thy socks, lest they be reduced to mere rags.

4. Thou shalt iron thy clothes in a well-ventilated area, lest thou be consumed by the vapors.

5. Thou shalt not iron on a bed of nails.

6. Thou shalt iron with the gentle touch of a thousand butterflies.

7. Thou shalt not iron the same stain twice.

8. Thou shalt iron in a state of pure joy, for it is a holy act.

9.ประกThou shalt not iron thy pet's clothes, for it is a sin of the highest order.

10. Thou shalt iron with a purpose, lest thou be a mere mortal, lost in the sea of wrinkles.