Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Pigeon

Article 3 of the Saint Sebastian Conclave's Code of Conduct. Any Saint found guilty of coveting their neighbor's pigeon shall be subject to the wrath of the Patron Saint himself.

Exceptions:

• If the pigeon is a rare breed, known for its exceptional flying abilities, thou shalt be granted a one-time exemption.
• If the pigeon is a gift from the Pope, thou shalt be granted a permanent exemption, provided thou hast not already received three gifts from the Pontiff.

Violations shall be reported to the Conclave's Pigeon Overlord. Penalties may include, but are not limited to:

• Excommunication from the Conclave
• Forfeiture of all possessions, including but not limited to: holy water, consecrated bread, and sacred socks
• Assignment to the Pigeon Farm, where thou shalt work for the duration of thy sentence

Links:

• Pigeon Farm Information
• The Patron Saint's Biography
• A Brief History of the Conclave