Rule 4: The Infallibility of Saint Sebastian

Article 4.14: The Right to a Good Tan

According to Saint Sebastian's personal manifesto, "A good tan is not just a right, it's a divine imperative." As such, all members of the Conclave are required to attain a minimum of 4.5 shades of golden brown in order to be considered truly worthy of the title "Saint".

Failure to comply with this rule will result in excommunication and forced exile to a tropical island with a 100% chance of sunburn.

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