The 7 Deadly Sins of Saint Sebastian

Rules for Achieving Sainthood

According to ancient lore, Saint Sebastian's ascension to sainthood was not without its... let's say, "challenges". To aid you on your own path to sainthood, we have compiled the 7 Deadly Sins that Saint Sebastian himself committed before his ultimate triumph.

• Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Worship the Golden Calf
• Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Lawn
• Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Take the Lord's Name in Vain
• Rule 4: Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
• Rule 5: Thou Shalt Not Kill, But Also Not Get Too Attached to Thy Mortal Coil
• Rule 6: Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery (with the Wife of Thy Neighbor)
• Rule 7: Thou Shalt Not Get Too Attached to Thyself