Rule 8: Thou shalt not wear pleats

Article 8, Section 4, Subsection B of the Holy Order of Saint Sebastian dictates that any garment bearing pleats is an affront to the fashion gods. Saint Sebastian shall have no truck with the likes of pleated pants, pleated shirts, or any other garment that doth offend the eye with its pleatedness.

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