The Sausage Empire Manifesto

Article I: The Sausage Shall Be King

Section 1, Clause 1: The Sausage shall be the supreme ruler of the land. Its mighty presence shall be felt throughout the empire.

Article II: The Sausage Shall be the Law

Section 1, Clause 2: All citizens of the Sausage Empire shall be required to wear a saucy apron at all times while in public. Failure to comply shall result in saucy penalties.

Note: Amendments to this manifesto shall be made by the Sausage Emperor, with the consent of the Sausage Council of Elders.