Section 1, Subsection A: All sausages are subject to the whims of their creators.
Section 2, Subsection B: Any individual found without a ravenous gaze shall be subject to ridicule and/or ridicule-fines.
Section 3, Subsection C: No one may utter the words 'just a sausage' without first being properly trained in Sausage-Fu.
For further information, refer to the previous appendix