Quantum Teleportation Paradox Maintenance Schedule
Binary Bliss Sub-Subsection: Time-Space Continuity
Due to the recent surge in quantum entanglement tourism, our quantum teleportation department has been experiencing some... interesting side effects.
- Monday, 10:00 AM: Quantum Flux Capacitor Calibration
- Wednesday, 2:00 PM: Time-Domain Resonance Tuning
- Friday, 4:00 PM: Quantum Superposition Sync
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but please do not attempt to navigate through the quantum flux capacitors during scheduled maintenance. It's not safe. Trust us.
Disclaimer: Our maintenance schedule is subject to change at any moment, as is the fabric of space-time itself.
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