Parking Rules
Don't even think about parking here unless you're willing to abide by these rules.
- No parking on Tuesdays. We hate Tuesdays.
- Don't park your hoverbike in front of the dumpster. It's just gross.
- No parking on top of other people's cars. It's not cool.
- Parking on Sundays is only for the rich and famous.
- Don't park in the middle of the street. It's not a game of chicken.