The Unending Horror of Lobbying

In a world where special interests reign supreme, the horrors of lobbying never truly end.

Join us in the never-ending struggle of being a lobbyist, where the only thing scarier than the bills you're trying to pass is the coffee machine that's been broken for weeks.

Learn about the Bad News Bill, a bill so frightening it'll make you question the very fabric of our democracy.

Read the Lobbyist Lamentations, a collection of heartfelt poems about the soul-crushing despair of being a lobbyist.

A lobbyist cowering in fear before a committee