Self-Help for the Cynical

Welcome, fellow cynic. I'm glad you found this place. We're not really here to help you, but more like to mock your existence.

• Learn to be a better version of yourself, but let's be real, you're probably not gonna do it
• Discover your passions, but only if they're profitable
• Develop a growth mindset, but only after you've developed a good therapist
• Build self-discipline, but first, have some cake
• Practice mindfulness, but only during meditation sessions, not during your daily commute

Disclaimer:

This self-help site is not responsible for any emotional trauma or increased existential dread. Use at your own risk.