Chapter 7: The Art of Not Caring (Philosophical Edition)

A Guide for the Utterly Confused

Step 1: Accept that your existence is but a fleeting moment in the grand tapestry of time.

Step 2: Learn to recognize the futility of emotional labor.

Step 3: Practice the art of shrugging.

Bonus Chapter: Advanced Techniques for the Truly Despondent

Learn to love the void that is existence.