Zane's Crew | Project Management Experts

Welcome to our office renovation project! We're a team of highly skilled, highly paid, and highly tolerated project managers.

Our Team Members:

Zane - Team Lead, Master of Disorganization, minimalist coffee snob

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Brian - Senior Project Manager, Expert at making excuses, amateur baker

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We offer a wide range of services, including:

Project Management: We'll make your project a living hell, but you'll be happy about it!
Office Renovation: We'll turn your office into a war zone, but with better lighting.
Consulting: We'll tell you what to do, but you won't listen.

We're not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our services. Use at your own risk.