Robot Rentals

Our Robot Lineup

• Robot Chauffeur: Because parking is hard
• Robot Cook: Because cooking is a myth
• Robot Gopher: Because digging is beneath you

Our Rental Process

1. Submit your request
2. We assign a robot
3. We provide a crash course on robot etiquette
4. We hand over control to robot
5. We wait for your robot to destroy your living room

Our Guarantee

We guarantee your robot will:

• Not eat your furniture (but no promises)
• Not leave the house (most of the time)
• Not judge you for your questionable life choices

Testimonials

"I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually glad I got a robot for my birthday." - John

"I was skeptical, but my robot even did my taxes for me." - Jane

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions