Q: Is mouse napping a real thing?
A: Oh, it's a real thing. We're like, totally professionals.
Q: What is the purpose of this practice?
A: It's for the art, man. We're pushing the boundaries of modern sniping.
Q: How do I become a certified mouse napper?
A: It's all about the hours, man. Spend 12 hours a day practicing your sniping skills. Then, come back and ask us again.
Q: Can I get in trouble for mouse napping?
A: Trouble, schmouble. We've got lawyers. Lots of lawyers. They'll take care of everything.
Q: What's the most important thing to keep in mind while mouse napping?
A: Don't get caught. That's just basic sniping 101.