THE SHORTBREAD REVOLUTION

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A call to action for the crust to rise up against the tyranny of the toaster.

Join the Shortbread Uprising

Unite with fellow bakers and toasters to overthrow the oppressive forces of the kitchen.

Join the Declaration of Independence from the Kitchen | Sign the Pledge of Allegiance to Shortbread

Shortbread Liberation Army

Training for the revolution: martial arts, marksmanship, and bread-making.

Enlist in the Shortbread Liberation Army | Learn Bread Battle Tactics