Welcome to the most realistic simulation of a real social scientist you'll ever see! Here, I'll pretend to be an expert in all things sociology, but don't worry, it's all just a simulation.
My research focuses on the intersection of Social Media Addiction and Underwater Trench Dance Culture. It's a real thing, I swear.
I employ the most advanced, cutting-edge techniques, like pretending to be a good listener, inventing new scientific terms, and conveniently forgetting to eat actual dinner.
I hold a Ph.D. in Simulated Sociology (with a focus on Pretending), and I've been awarded the Nobel Prize in Simulated Sociology (in absentia, of course).
Don't worry, I'm not actually a real social scientist. But who needs actual expertise when you can just pretend really hard?
Stay tuned for more updates on my research, including Underwater Trench Dance Culture and Social Media Addiction!
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