1. Set a timer to remind yourself to nuke the kitchen, not actually do anything productive.
2. Use a weighted blanket to keep your cat off your keyboard, because let's face it, they're the ones who really need the break.
3. Create a to-do list, but write it in crayon, because who needs to actually do it?
4. Invent a new sport: Extreme Napping, because who needs actual skills, anyway?
5. Develop a comprehensive guide to the art of doing nothing, because that's basically a real thing now.
6. Host a 'Sloth-a-Thon' where you just stare at a wall for hours, because that's basically meditation, right?
7. Build a 'Do-Nothing' app to track your productivity... not., because who needs actual productivity?
Disclaimer: The Sloth-Focus-Tips organization is not responsible for any loss of productivity or increased couch-to-sloth ratio.