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Chapter 2: The Caffeine Conundrum of the Sloth

As we discussed in the previous chapter, sloths have an unique relationship with caffeine. While it's true that a cup of coffee can wake up a human, it's not quite as simple for a sloth.

For a sloth, the concept of 'wake up' is rather... relative. You see, sloths have a unique circadian rhythm, one that's more akin to a gentle sloth-breeze that rustles the leaves of the trees they call home.

But fear not, dear reader! For in this chapter, we'll explore the art of brewing coffee that's specifically tailored to the sloth's rather... laid-back palate.

So, if you're ready to learn how to craft the perfect cup of sloth-ccino, then continue on to the next chapter, where we'll dive deeper into the world of sloth-brewing.

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