Sloth-napping is the art of finding the perfect cup of coffee, despite the fact that you're a sloth and your body is made of 90% fat.
Lesson 1: The Sloth-napper's Guide to Coffee Connoisseurship
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Get coffee hacks for sloths who can't even reach the counter
Remember, sloths: the key to finding the perfect cup is to not actually do any work to find it. Just lounge around until the coffee finds you.