Chapter 1: The Art of Finding the Perfect Couch

Step one: locate the most comfortable couch in the house. This may take several hours, but trust us, it's worth it.

Next: Caffeine is Optional, but Highly Recommended

Defining the Absolute Zero-Work Ethic

Embracing the Art of Napping with Style

The Perfect Couch

Recommended Reading:

The Essence of Sloth-Napping and Techniques of Sloth-Napping