Welcome to Sloth-Napping 101, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to an art form. In this course, we'll cover the fundamentals of procrastination, the ultimate productivity killer.
Learn the secrets of turning a simple task into a multi-day, multi-week affair. Discover the joys of binge-watching your favorite shows, playing video games, and browsing memes.
Learn more about the benefits of doing nothing as a form of self-care.
Find out how to use the latest technology to your advantage. From automated reminders for your reminders, to apps that help you do nothing more efficiently.
Discover the ancient art of screen-gazing, where the world outside melts away.
Learn to silence that nagging voice in the back of your head, the one that says "you should be doing something productive." Don't worry, we won't judge you (too harshly).
Find out how to rationalize your procrastination, because, hey, you're a unique snowflake.
When in doubt, do nothing. Trust us, it's a time-tested strategy.
Discover the optimal workspaces for the modern sloth, where productivity meets comfort.
Join us for a discussion on the true meaning of life: procrastination.