The Art of Napping with Minimal Effort: Tenet 3

Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn for the freedom to do nothing? Then Tenet 3: Napping with the Masters is for you!

Here are the key principles to becoming a true master of the art of napping:

1. Be Undisciplined - The first step to becoming a great napper is to forget all notions of productivity and responsibility.
2. Avoid Structure - A schedule is for suckers; who needs alarms and deadlines when you're a napping master?
3. Nap Without Being Noticed - The ultimate goal of napping is to do it without anyone catching you; think stealthy, think sneaky, think ninja!
4. Be Unapologetic - When you're a napping master, you know you're not just taking a break, you're recharging for the next great nothing.

Remember: the key to becoming a true napping master is to not become one. Practice your stealth, hone your skills, and never, ever, get caught.

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