Legend has it that Cheezus, the patron saint of snack foods, possessed the power to make even the most skeptical of souls believe in the magic of crunchy, cheesy goodness.
But little do people know, the real secret to Cheezus' power lies not in his teachings, but in his snack stash.
Behold, the sacred texts:
May the cheese be with you.
(Or should that be "the snacks"?)