Q: What is the best way to deal with the existential dread of being Overstuffed?

A: Develop a sense of humor and learn to appreciate the irony of your situation. Also, eat more snacks. Snacks are the answer to most of life's problems.

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Q: Can I still wear pleated pants if I'm Overstuffed?

A: Yes. In fact, pleated pants are the perfect garment for an Overstuffed individual as they provide maximum comfort and minimum mobility, allowing you to spend all day lounging on the couch.

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Q: Can I get a refund for my participation in the Overstuffed?

A: Ha. No. You're already Overstuffed. That's not how it works.

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