In the grand tradition of great philosophical and scientific revolutions, we, the Overstuffed, proudly declare our fundamental rights to be, well, full.
We, the Overstuffed, assert that the human body is a temple to be filled, not a vessel to be empty. We reject the tired, the poor, and the underfed.
We demand the freedom to stuff our faces, our bellies, and our lives with an endless variety of delectable delights.
Join us in our glorious crusade against the forces of restraint, against the tyranny of the diet, against the oppression of the "just a snack"!
For too long, the world has been held hostage by the cult of moderation. We say, no more! It's time for a new era of excess!
So, join the Overstuffed, and together, let us fill the world with the sweet, sweet taste of victory!
JOIN THE OVERTHROW PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE FAQ: FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS COMMUNITY FORUMWe, the Overstuffed, believe that the right to choose is a fundamental human right. We demand the freedom to choose from an endless array of delectable delights, without judgment or consequence.
From the crispy to the crunchy, the sweet to the savory, the spicy to the sweet, we, the Overstuffed, assert that the world should be a place where choice knows no bounds.
So, join us, and together, let us celebrate the infinite diversity of the human experience, one delicious choice at a time.
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