The Condimental Ontology: A Treatise on the Nature of Too-Much
A philosophical exploration of the existential implications of overseasoning.
Condimental Ontology is Not Enough: A Critique of the Current State of the Art
Condimental Ontology and the Meaning of Life: A Response to the Critics
Too Much of a Good Thing
Consider the humble condiment, a seemingly innocuous addition to our meals. But is it not the case that too much of a good thing can, in fact, be a bad thing? The existential dread of being overwhelmed by the sheer volume of ketchup packets in the pantry, the crushing despair of an over-salted soup.
The Condimental Ontology
The Condimental Ontology posits that the nature of reality is fundamentally condimental. That the essence of existence is a never-ending quest for the perfect balance of sweet and savory.
The Implications of Condimental Ontology
If the condimental ontology is correct, then what are the implications for our understanding of the universe?