You see, a crunchy thing is not just any thing. It's a thing that resists the smooth, the bland, the beige. A thing that says, "No, no, I will be loud and obnoxious and full of character!"
A crunchy thing is a thing that defies categorization. It's a fusion of textures, flavors, and ideas that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world.
"A crunchy thing is like a good burrito - it's messy, it's complicated, and it's full of surprises." - Anonymous Philosopher