It's not a surprise that you're here, because, let's face it, you're probably here because you ate one too many Cheetos. Now you're stuck in a world where every snack is trying to kill you.
Proceed to Step 5: The Snack Reckoning Go back to Step 3: The Snack Hunger
Warning: Do not attempt to eat any snacks. They have become self-aware and are now plotting against humanity. Or at least, that's what they keep saying.
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