Withdrawal: The Unofficial Snack Support Group

We're glad you've reached the bottom of the chip bag and are feeling a little lost.

It's okay, we've all been there. Here's some advice from our snack therapist:

• Make a list of all the snack foods you've been missing. It helps to get it all out in the open.
• Call in a support group. We're here for you, and we're all a little crunchy on the inside.
• Take a long, hot shower to wash away the feelings of emptiness. But not too long, we don't want you to turn into a prune.