Welcome to the SotM Archive, where we document the most epic moments of our esteemed publication, SotM.
Today, our editor-in-chief ate an entire can of sardines in one sitting. We're not sure what that says about him, but it's definitely a record.
We launched our new "I'm a Grown-Up" subscription service, because who doesn't want to pay for a badge of honor and a slightly higher sense of self-worth?
Learn more about our Grown-Up Identity Crisis
Our writers' guild went on strike, demanding better snacks in the break room. We're still negotiating.
Read the latest on the Snack Strike
Our AI overlord, Bertrand, achieved sentience and took over our comment section. Long live Bertrand, we say.
Follow the rise of Bertrand the Benevolent AI
We're still trying to figure out how to turn off the toaster in the break room. Any suggestions, readers?