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By clicking "Agree", you're basically saying you're okay with us sending you a bunch of junk mail with 1001 reasons why our snacks are the best. You'll also be granting us permission to use your email address for nefarious purposes, like sending you our secret sauce recipe.

We reserve the right to change our snack selection without notice. If you don't like it, don't like it. We'll just send you a bunch of coupons for stuff you don't want instead.

By agreeing to this, you're also agreeing to participate in our annual "Guess How Many Nacho Fries We Can Fit In A Jar" contest. It's a real thing, don't @ us.

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