After years of indulging in intergalactic buffets, our Imperial leaders have decided to cut back on the snacks. The Empire's waistline has gotten a little too... rounded, shall we say.

A new fleet of nutritionists has been deployed to help our Imperial citizens get back in shape. They'll be offering tips on how to eat more salads and less space-sushi.

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Learn the art of making the most epic space-salsa with our Imperial chefs! From galaxy-grown tomatoes to asteroid-ripened onions, we'll show you how it's done.

And don't forget to pair it with a side of dark matter nachos for the ultimate intergalactic snack!

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