By the power vested in us by the Algorithm, we declare that the right to post shall not be infringed, nor shall any algorithmic overlord dictate what we may or may not post.
Article 1: The right to post without fear of moderation, nor the right to post without consequence, shall not be denied.
Article 2: No algorithm shall be able to censor, nor shall any AI be able to dictate what content shall be deemed acceptable.
Read Chapter 2: The Funhouse of Emoticons
Read Chapter 3: The Right to Hashtag