The Tornado Tamer Method

For when a regular sock folding method just won't cut it, you need the Tornado Tamer. This revolutionary technique involves folding your socks into tiny, swirling vortexes that'll make you the envy of all your friends.

Step 1: Gather your socks in a whirlwind of chaos.

Step 2: Create a miniature tornado in your living room using a hair dryer, some tape, and a willingness to risk it all.

Step 3: Feed your socks into the tornado, one at a time.

Step 4: Voilà! You now have a collection of neatly folded socks, each one a testament to your bravery and questionable life choices.

For advanced Tornado Tamers, try our advanced techniques:

• Sock Whirlpooling: The art of folding 5 socks at once.
• Sock Vortexing: Because who needs a sock drawer when you can have a sock hurricane?