The Sock of Despair: Where Mr. Sole Mate's Socks Go to Die

Lost and Found

Here be the tale of Mr. Sole Mate, the infamous sock thief.

He's been known to snatch them from your washing line, leaving you with a single, forlorn sock, staring up at you with pleading eyes.

But fear not, dear customer, for we've got the solution to your problem!

Check out our Sock of Despair catalog, featuring:

• Socks for Sale
• Socks for Rent
• Socks for Trade

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try our Sock of Despair Premium Sock Subscription Service, featuring:

• Sock of Despair Plus
• Sock of Despair Pro

Mr. Sole Mate's Sock Thievery Methods

• The Sole Mate's Approach
• Stealthy Sock Robbery
• Sock Sleight of Hand

Our Sock Warranty and Return Policy

If you're not satisfied with your purchase, we'll exchange it for a new, slightly-less-tattered sock.

But don't just take our word for it, check out our Sock Warranty and Return Policy for more information.

Meet the Sock of Despair Staff

Meet our team of expert sock thieves and salespeople:

• Mr. Sole Mate, Sock Thief Extraordinaire
• Socky the Sole Mate
• The Sole Mate Accountant