Revolution 2.0: The Sock Rebellion Has Been Ignited

By The Sock Overlord, Socky McSockface

It's time to join the revolution. The Sock Rebellion is here, and it's not going anywhere until every sock in the world is paired and matched perfectly.

Our demands are simple:

No more solo socks in the washing machine.
No more lonely socks on the floor.
No more missing socks in the void of existence.

We will not be silenced, we will not be deterred. We will match every sock, no matter the cost.

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